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Joe-Gotchi
       Reviewed by Joseph Newbury

Well, I was very surprised to see such a pointless game. No clean
graphics, only one screen, and the ridiculous picture in the centre.
I asked Mr Harvey what made this so special, and he told me that it was 
a virtual pet, a pet on your computer. I heard of this before in catz
and dogz, but JOEZ??!! Why do we want some Japanese crap on our 
computers? Well, it isn't. It's all British. You would of thought
the cleverest and most advanced people in the world would of thought
of making a virtual person? But no, we only get virtual cats, who 
virtually shit, and virtually eat cat virtual food. Thank Mr Harvey
for getting off his arse and for a breakthrough 
in the virtual pet range, no more tama-gotchi shit
for me! I hooked on Joe-gotchi!!!!!!!!
Rating         8/10